Monday, March 26, 2007

The latest craze sweeping New Orleans Blogosphere


Alright, now that I've got your attention with a tabloid-worthy opener, here are the facts. We're going down the tubes. Our current political system is shot. The solution: we need to subject our political system to a controlled burn. Start from scratch.

I've talked about it already.

Others are starting to get the idea.

There's one HUGE obstacle, though: the political machines. The "Progressive" Democrats will fight this tooth and nail and will call in the big boys to prevent any attempt to reign in their power.

All we need to do is get a few neighborhoods out of the system and then momentum will take care of the rest. I'm sure Broadmor will be the leader, like usual. Algiers can get in on the act, too. They've NEVER been properly respected by the city. They'll secede and declare Jackie Clarkson Madame Empress and rejoice by doing, well, whatever Wankers do. Uptown will appoint Ron Forman CEO and their city council will be a Board of Directors. Each neighborhood will govern by their own flavor.

And when all is said and done, nobody will want Nagin for anything. Not even dog catcher.

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