Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Help out Wendy Vitter

If you think Vitter should resign, I've got a better idea than an online petition. Take a page from Nuts for Jericho.

Go to your kitchen drawer. Pull out the dullest steak knife and send it here:

Wendy Vitter
c/o David Vitter
2800 Veterans Blvd.,
Suite 201
Metairie, LA 70002

Enclose a letter with the following quote:

Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he'd had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

Let's finish this scumbag off.

UPDATE- Vitty-Cent fucked every hooker between New Orleans and DC. That's a lot of hookers!

UPDATE 2- She also has at least 20 politicians on her list.

This story is getting legs. Oh, if they only get into the sick, sick fetish stuff he's rumored to have gotten into! William Jefferson could end up as only our second worst sitting congressman!

4 comments:

Huck said...

This story sure is getting legs ... nice, curvaceous, and silky legs. David Vitter is toast and he has no one but himself to blame. Watch the Republican establishment try to spin this away by laying blame on the Madams for outing him. And watch also how nowhere this strategy will go. Methinks Vitter may be headed for the stud farm! That is if he hasn't suffered the Lorena Bobbitt/Wendy Vitter "circumcisectomy"!

d said...

What "sick sick fetish stuff"?

Dish! Dish!

Anonymous said...

"Oh, if they only get into the sick, sick fetish stuff he's rumored to have gotten into!"

As a professional dominant and member of the fetish scene, I take offense at you calling my chosen form of sexual practice "sick."

Clay said...

Unless you're a prominent politician running on a family values campaign, I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home with other consenting adults.