If you think Vitter should resign, I've got a better idea than an online petition. Take a page from Nuts for Jericho.
Go to your kitchen drawer. Pull out the dullest steak knife and send it here:
c/o David Vitter
2800 Veterans Blvd.,
Metairie, LA 70002
Enclose a letter with the following quote:
Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he'd had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston's wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."
Let's finish this scumbag off.
UPDATE- Vitty-Cent fucked every hooker between New Orleans and DC. That's a lot of hookers!
UPDATE 2- She also has at least 20 politicians on her list.
This story is getting legs. Oh, if they only get into the sick, sick fetish stuff he's rumored to have gotten into! William Jefferson could end up as only our second worst sitting congressman!