Some random notes:
Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes. DEREK JETER IS A FUCKING BASTARD! SOME DAY, HE'LL BE GETTING A PINEAPPLE UP THE BUTT EVERY DAY! On the bright side, A-Rod now has an STD (sorry Boston fans, it's not AIDS)...
Impressed with formaldehyde laced children's clothing and lead paint toys? Well, Fly China Air!
Malcom Gladwell says that violent dogs come from violent owners. This guy proves the point.