On the bright side, there's only a few more days until election day. On the other hand, it could be a long 4-8 years.
Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!
Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive
I think someone originally got the joke from Tiger Droppings.