So much catchier than "Drill, Baby, Drill"

H/T Fuel Fix. Actually pretty cool. They even get what a Christmas Tree is.

Remember kiddies, don't drink and drill, no matter what the Russian guy says.

Happy 4th of July

Beer + Gunpower =

God Bless America!

For WTF moments, dial J for Japan

RoboGeisha. H/T Jalopnik. Now I just have to figure out what the hell is going on.

How much coke...

...did it take to come up with this steaming pile of poo?